I love making people laugh with my straight talking, colourful expletives and terribly crafted ad libitum. Every dollar earned here will help me be with my family.

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Jon J Walters

90 Day Fiancé Survivalist | @jonjwalters

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Happy to chat with genuine fans of the show and supporters of my family here on fanbound. Cant wait to hear from you.

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